Make the crepe batter: In a blender or food processor combine 2 large eggs, 1 cup milk, 1 cup flour (white whole wheat, whole wheat pastry, or regular), 3 tablespoons melted butter, 1 teaspoon vanilla, 1/4 teaspoon salt, and 1/2 cup water. Blend/pulse for 30 seconds to 1 minute, until the batter is smooth and homogenous.
Chill the batter: Transfer the batter to a container, cover, and refrigerate for about 30 minutes to allow bubbles to subside (this helps prevent tearing when cooking). Batter can be kept up to 48 hours in the fridge.
Make the whipped cream cheese: In a mixing bowl, add 8 ounces Philadelphia Cream Cheese (room temperature is easiest) and 1 cup heavy whipping cream. Using an electric mixer on high speed, beat until soft peaks form, about 4–5 minutes.
Sweeten the whipped cream cheese: Add 2 tablespoons honey and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract to the whipped mixture and beat just until combined. Cover and refrigerate until ready to assemble.
Make the lemon sugar: Put 3/4 cup of the 1 cup granulated sugar and the zest of 2 lemons into a blender or food processor. Pulse for about 30 seconds, until the sugar is very fine and fragrant. Transfer to a bowl and stir in the remaining 1/4 cup granulated sugar.
Preheat the pan: Heat a 12-inch nonstick skillet over medium heat until hot (about 1–2 minutes). Lightly coat the pan with cooking spray or a quick wipe of oil if desired.
Cook the crepes: Pour about 1/3 cup of batter into the center of the hot pan, then immediately tilt and swirl the pan to spread the batter into a thin, even circle. Cook until the edges look set and the underside is lightly golden, about 30 seconds.
Flip and finish: Use a thin spatula to flip the crepe and cook the second side until just set, about 10–15 seconds. Transfer the crepe to a flat surface or plate and lay flat to cool slightly. Recoat the pan lightly as needed and repeat with remaining batter.
Assemble the crepes: While the crepes are warm, spread a thin layer of the whipped cream cheese onto each crepe. Sprinkle a generous pinch of the lemon sugar over the cream cheese, then fold or roll the crepe.
Serve: Drizzle warm honey over the assembled crepes to taste and serve immediately.